Golf Quotes


"My swing is so bad that I look like a caveman killing his lunch."

 -- Lee Trevino

"The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking of the mechanics of the act while you are performing.  

-- Dave Hill

"If golfers gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death."   

-- Sam Snead

"I was hot. I was smoking'm. Even a blind pig finds an acorn sometimes."  -

- Former President Clinton on shooting 79

"I don't enjoy playing video golf because there is nothing to throw."

   -- Paul Azinger

"Golfers are the greatest worriers in the world of sport."

  -- Billy Casper

"The trouble with golf is that you are only as good as your last putt."

  -- Doug Sanders

"I've broken or thrown a few clubs in my day. I guess at one time or another, I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

  -- Tommy Bolt

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